- Anti Joke

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

President Donald Trump

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.