How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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President Donald Trump

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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