- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A Jew! Bless you.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Which is longer? A rope...

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*