Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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