- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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