- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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