I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Netflix and chill

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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