I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Badgers are cool

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Keep up the fun Nero!

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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