why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

This is not an anti joke.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Yo mamas so fat.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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