The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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