What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Take off your shoes.

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