Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Gangnam style

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Dogs in my home.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Womens' Rights

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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