Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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i like pie.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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