Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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i'm funny

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Chinese drivers.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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