- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

WNBA

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

School

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

toast points

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

.ellipsis { text-overflow: ellipsis; /* Required for text-overflow to do anything */ white-space: nowrap; overflow: hidden; }

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Whats an Anti Joke

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

A seal walks into a club.

knock knock piss off

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??