how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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