Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Nock Nock It's open.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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