I hate black people. Because their black.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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