- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

this girl died

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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