- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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