slaughter the mussies #EDL

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

black guy graduating high school

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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