What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Woman's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Gangnam style

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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