how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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