whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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