Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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