My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Penis.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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