It’s dead.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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