Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A woman's opinion

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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