Why did the book disappear?

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

the WNBA

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

Once upon a cross

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Okay, one second.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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