- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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