What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

A women president

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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