What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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