Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Your mama's so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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