What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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