- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Hello, nice to meet you.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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