What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Jersey Shore

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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NASCAR

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Your mom.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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