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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

mc hammers income.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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