Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Patriarchy.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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all these jokes suck ass

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Needless to say,

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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