If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Two english guys meet at work

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Anti Joke

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