What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Anti Joke

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