- Anti Joke

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?