What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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I have aids

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why did the book disappear?

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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