- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

Cancer

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Why did the book disappear?

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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