- Anti Joke

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

Land Rovers

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

I'm off to my tank guys!

Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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