What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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