- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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