How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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