What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Pain Olympics.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Nippies

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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