- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Hello, nice to meet you.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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