Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Penis.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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porn-hub

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Harry Styles

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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