- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

who is mark

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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