A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Your existance.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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That's what she didn't say

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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