What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Land Rovers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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