A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Hello

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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i'm funny

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Sac

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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