why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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penis

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EGGPLANT

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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hey bill!

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Donald Trump

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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