Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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David Silberberg is gay

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Anti Joke

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