Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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