Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Twenty-Four

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock piss off

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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