what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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