Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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lol a man is drowning

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Sarah Palin

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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