Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Ju... Just why?

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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