An atheist walks into a church

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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whats long and green? weed

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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WNBA

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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