Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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