Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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