What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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the WNBA

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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