How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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your mum

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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My name is Harry.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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shea kisses a girl

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GONNA

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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