- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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