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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.