- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What's funnier than 68 69

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

what did the shark do when he died.....

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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