Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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An atheist walks into a church

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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