why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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How old are you? 20

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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