women's rights.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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