I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

AIDS

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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