roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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colby doesnt shave

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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