Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Patriarchy.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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