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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Why did the dog eat poop?

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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